"I'm just swimming in copper to smell and pretend like a robot"
So I bought Me and My Katamari for my PSP.

The reviews were pretty much on spot about this one, there's nothing new or innovative about the gameplay compared to the first two games, but I don't actually own my own copies of those and it's got good replay value anyway. Plus the King of All Cosmos.

There's just one more problem.

See, you've got themed roll-ups again and after a while the optimal item for all of them seems to be "Little Children".

It started off harmlessly enough . . . okay, not really. See, in one of your earlier challenges a Duchess pretty much asks you to roll-up living objects so she can basically steal their life force.

. . . Once you get over being disturbed by that and get rolling, well, hey, Little Children. They've got life force!

And then next it's soft objects. Little Children are soft! (As are school girls, according to tentacle hentai, so I targeted them too.)

That it's warm objects and, hey, Little Children are warm! And then beautiful objects and Whitney Huston definitely said Little Children are beautiful inside.

After a while you start thinking that Little Children, and not Jesus, are the Answer. Need to gather rocket fuel to help a gorilla astronaut launch his space ship? You know you're in trouble when it occurs to you that Little Children seem like they'd burn well.