The Time-displaced ([info]flidgetjerome) wrote,
@ 2008-03-05 10:59:00
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"Well, have they got something shiny for me?"
OMG!!

The Giant Laser!!!

It's Portable!!!!!!!!

This is the first place I've ever worked where I've felt secure against the probability of zombie attacks.


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[info]kaitou1412
2008-03-05 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Giant laser takes too long to load against zombie attack. Unless you can get them funneled into a tiny space ala Thermopalye. A metal stamping plant is definately the way to go. (Although the new company is a bigger & better one, I feel less safe. There are fewer weildable parts, and a lot more foam. And no sharp testing equipment either. A torque wrench is good, but it's no set of 2 foot long calipers.

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[info]twigcollins
2008-03-05 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I vote sweet, cleansing fire.

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[info]flidgetjerome
2008-03-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
Yes, but you always vote for that.

Twig, I'm sorry, but Sweet, Cleansing Fire isn't going to win the Presidential Ellections this year either.

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[info]flidgetjerome
2008-03-06 12:28 am UTC (link)
We could probably funnel them into the basement, where the laser normally resides . . . but there's sky-lights, so that could present a problem.

Did I also mention we have a cement-crusher?

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[info]area_woman
2008-03-05 01:40 pm UTC (link)
Get that thing up to an upper floor. What's the staircase situation?

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I've seen this movie
[info]velithya
2008-03-05 02:21 pm UTC (link)
as long as they have a supply of food up there. The last thing they want is to be trapped on one of the top floors of the building surrounded by a sea of zombies with nothing to eat but each other :O

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Re: I've seen this movie
[info]flidgetjerome
2008-03-06 12:31 am UTC (link)
If we can get to the roof we might be able to move across the University and make it to the cafeteria. The buildings are pretty densely packed.

Assuming the cafeteria isn't already overrun.

. . . Maybe we should try making it to the library? I'm sure our founding fathers were wise enough to forsee this eventually. There's probably weapons hidden in the marble panelling.

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Re: I've seen this movie
[info]velithya
2008-03-06 08:30 am UTC (link)
Bonus: library books can be burnt for warmth and also used to research handy things!

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[info]flidgetjerome
2008-03-06 12:28 am UTC (link)
Fifth floor is only reachable by one staircase and has roof access!

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[info]gunslingerborn
2008-03-06 12:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm very glad I'm not the only one that comes up with elaborate plans just in case of a zombie apocalypse.

...wish I had a giant laser, though...

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