The Time-displaced ([info]flidgetjerome) wrote,
@ 2008-05-02 15:36:00
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"Smash musical chairs, drinking magic potions."
Waiting for the results of the Mayoral Election to come in is slowly driving me insane.

In the meanwhile, have another post about bizarre animal sex - "'Sex Pest' Seal Attacks Penguin", courtesy of the BBC.

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[info]m_steelgrave
2008-05-02 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Thank God humans have the web to turn to when we're sexually frustrated. Otherwise there would be shocked mothers finding penguins stashed beneath the mattresses of teenage boys everywhere.

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[info]flidgetjerome
2008-05-02 07:49 pm UTC (link)
But then what did they do before the web was invented?

. . . Man, the things they edit out of the history books . . .

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[info]thorne_scratch
2008-05-02 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Man Twig and I were just discussing dolphins again last night! And you came up! (Twig said I wasn't to listen to you, but I think she just wants to draw attention away from what she did with the underage seahorses.)

I can't help but feel like raping a penguin would feel like raping a tiny butler. It just seems so much worse. At least when dolphins rape sea turtles, the sea turtles seem too mellow to really notice.

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[info]flidgetjerome
2008-05-02 08:57 pm UTC (link)
My life ambition is to make sure that whenever someone sees a robot and a dolphin having sex they think of me.

(. . . what did Twig do with Under-aged Seahorses?)

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[info]thorne_scratch
2008-05-02 09:10 pm UTC (link)
When I am rich, I will erect a monument of such, and dedicate it to you.

(Man, what didn't she do?)

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[info]sakuranochi
2008-05-03 01:27 am UTC (link)
If Boris wins I'm boycotting London.

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[info]flidgetjerome
2008-05-03 04:16 am UTC (link)
Man, don't make this any worse than it already is.

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